Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoSpoon knows what spoon must dosh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down19
arrow-up1475arrow-down1imageSpoon knows what spoon must dosh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareclonedhuman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoYes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness. Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective. Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoAh, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
minus-squarejia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI wish someone would spoon me
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoMy spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
I wish someone would spoon me
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.