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I have never wanted to be an American so badly

Glorious

That’s what the empty takeout boxes are for

Corn me up, snake

fr just kill me already

I’ll allow it.

FUCK NESTLE

Unix surrealism leaking

Well, I identify as an AIM-120 D AMRAAM radar guided air-to-air missile that knows where it isn’t and about to go pitbull on your signature. Prepare to die.

“I identify as an attack helicopter” mfs be like:

Holy hel that jd vances couch isn’t it

Snoop Cat

Can someone who knows please tell what the blue waffle thing is? I don’t want to google it… Two girls one cup was enough

obamna have dih

Luckily I’m ace so I listened to my mom and didn’t open the door.

I use Debian fyi

Doom cat tree

NCD leaking again?