Campbell’s first law of motion
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
I wish someone would spoon me
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
This feels like Pliny the Elder logic
This seems odd, but I’m no
spoonologistcochleologist*, so who am I to argue?(*ligulist or trullologist also work)
Just here to stir the pot
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