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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Jelly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.

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      Also watch out for piss

      Source: it wasn’t a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total

    • Skyrkazm@lemmy.world
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      My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle

  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this real? I so dearly want this to be real.

    • yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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      It’s at least plausible. Have you seen the shitpost chops of the US Consumer Products Safety Commission?

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    Where’s his industry standard turtlin gloves OSHA? I call bullshit this is obvious plant isn’t it

  • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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    His hands are way too close to the turtles head. They can REACH.

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