Be me

Become skeleton for immortality

Replace bones with fossils

Commit acts of heroism and call myself the “Living Fossil”

My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle

NO WAY :O

Thnx:D

Me, on Voyager seeing nothing but blue: “Allow me to introduce myself.”

Me, omw to do a little trolling by using Kelvin instead

This. It’s why I hope we don’t have any sort of Karma system on Lemmy.