Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.
Also watch out for piss
Source: it wasn’t a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total
My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle
Is this real? I so dearly want this to be real.
It’s at least plausible. Have you seen the shitpost chops of the US Consumer Products Safety Commission?
Where’s his industry standard turtlin gloves OSHA? I call bullshit this is obvious plant isn’t it
His hands are way too close to the turtles head. They can REACH.
