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BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Road rage

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Road rage

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BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • finkrat@lemmy.world
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    And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.

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        Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.

          What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…

          Fine, you can have your damned exemption.

          • finkrat@lemmy.world
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            Appreciate it :>

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        I’d be shooting dust within an hour.

      • Rooty@lemmy.world
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        Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?

      • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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        They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.

  • *dust.sys@lemmy.world
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    THIS SHIT AIN’T NOTHING TO ME MAN

    • Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works
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      THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT THAT I’M HIM

  • PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    Brutal

  • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world
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    Unrelated: I learned this morning you can trade Gen 1 and 2 pokemon with a Flipper Zero 😮

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      EXCUSE ME WHAT

      • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world
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        Yep!

        https://youtube.com/shorts/tLbAk88lnt8

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    Lol

  • Xenobiotic@sh.itjust.works
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    They’re using English, yet I still need a translator 😅

    • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender.”

      I’m sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that’s the gist of it.

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    Now I’m curious what would happen if you treated someone with neuralink with an EMP

    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      the end of trumpism

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.

  • Rhoeri@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know what any of that means.

  • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If he already was does it do it squared

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