You got it all wrong, it wasn’t “rule” as in “management” it was “rule” as in “radical, rad, excellent, *guitar riff*”.
Just seeing that made the theme song pop into me head full force. Crazy how things can stick with you.
You never heard of the Bureaucrasaurus? Or the Administradon?
I didn’t know they had a ruler. I thought they were an autonomous collective.
Surely the lack of opposable thumbs made it difficult to hold a ruler long enough to measure the Earth precisely.
Yeah, let alone draw a straight line.
They probably didn’t have rulers. Or compasses. It was such an early era that geometry wasn’t invented yet.
You’re fooling yourself. They were living in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working class dinosaurs…
should i put eating and pooping on my CV??
You mean: ruling your house.
He is on his throne
You don’t already?
Do you even want that IT job?
Are we ruling the Earth or making the biggest mess ever in history? Who’s to say who has the better admin skills?
Ruling the Earth and making the biggest mess ever in history are not mutually exclusive.
Their rule was so administratively superior that they did not need to have any physical records of anything they did, thus baffling archaeologists, accountants and managers worldwide
Written by the assistant to the manager, no doubt.
Washing away the brutal bureaucracy of the Devonian period as well smh.
Then why is it called Tyrannosaurus Rex? Gotcha.
Presence is nine-tenths of the rule.
Almost
Just because T-Rex has those little arms didn’t mean it wasn’t good at typing!
They made Anarchy work
Ohh, how I wish I coulda been the 1 to make your meem’s score 1000, Hoomin…
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