A thief or thieves managed to steal approximately 100,000 eggs from a truck parked in Pennsylvania, according to a state police report.
The report filed by the Chambersburg Patrol Unit (pdf) says the eggs were stolen out of a distribution trailer shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday.
The theft occurred at Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs in Greencastle, Penn., the report says.
America is bloody Gotham City now.
Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.
How does one fence 100k eggs? Asking for a friend.
Wow. Tons of eggs.
$100k in eggs?
So, like 4 or 5 dozen?
They stole 100,000 individual eggs, so about 8333 dozen eggs.
Someone, somewhere, is about to make the mother of all omeletes
What are they planning on doing with that many eggs? I wonder if it’s a customer or maybe a competitor.
Air powered egg cannon - aim at building - ??? - reform
But MAH EGGS!
