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Creazle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Part of a balanced diet

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Part of a balanced diet

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Creazle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    • VediusPollio@lemmy.world
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      Can this even be considered a meme when it hits so close to home?

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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      The meme continues!

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    I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.

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      I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.

      “You’re disgusting.”

      “DON’T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!”

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    Had this for dinner last night. Paired it with some tortilla chips to help round out its nutritional value. Might do it again tonight. It’s called The Mediterranean Diet.

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      It tastes like the Mediterranean too!

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        My typical dinner tastes like the Aral.

        • qbus@lemmy.world
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          10% less than a lethal dose

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      Me eating an entire can of chickpeas with a spoon

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        XD I did this once and it was surprisingly delicious. I was tired and hungry, opened the can to cook it with other prepared ingredients. Decided to spoon some in my mouth, and then another, and then another, until I ate all of it right there.

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      Where’s the protein…

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        At the store, busy being expensive

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          Beans are cheap and if you just want nutritional value they hit both carbs and protein in a great amount per ounce. Of course there’s the studies showing regional genes benefit more from specific macro sources over others (IE an Asian would utilize rice glycogen better than oats), but if you want to hit the basics: beans

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            That’s good advice, but tbf when I’ve done something like this, it’s not because I’ve had a little money and decided to go for olives and chips

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      Tortilla chips have nearly 0 nutritional value tho…

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    I am Italian and I approve this message

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    I’m not falling for this. I think I’ve read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor

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      People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you’ve got yourself a meal.

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        I’ll take the cheese, you can have the olives

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        I’ve found my people. Think I’ll go indulge in a brick of cheddar right now. The concrete that I have to pass tomorrow will be … well … tomorrow’s problem.

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      Even just eating like 5 olives makes things extra smooth down the line >.>

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    Marinate them in a bit of vodka for a relaxing evening repast

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    Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?

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      It’s definitely more sane to do it with your toes!

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    Girl dinner! Girl dinner!

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    Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?

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    I mean, I’ll happily eat 10 olives as part of a salad, or 20 straight-up as a snack. You’ve gotta rinse them off first, though. Also, the cheap brands are less oily and salty.

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    I feel heard.

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    keto friendly

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    I would regret eating one single olive. Yech.

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    If I start I won’t stop yill the jar is empty, olives rock!

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      You’re not supposed to eat the rocks (seeds) dummy.

      Olives good though 👍

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    So are we doing olives now? Just trying to stay ahead of the curve

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