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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Types of IT guys

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • Python@programming.dev
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    They’re all the same person

  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The bottom 2 seem accurate. Source: I’m an IT person

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      The bottom two are just the top two at home.

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      Cyber security eh?

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    But, like, are there types of IT women? Asking cause I am one and don’t know any tropes for us lol

    • EvilMe@lemmy.world
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      All I can think of is Lisbeth slander from the millennium series. That’s pretty kickass.

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    Why are you showing us the same person 4 times?

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      Starts out as top left, starts taking care of himself and going to the gym, reaches top right and keeps going until getting to bottom left. Meanwhile the bottom right picture gets skinnier over time.

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    Doesn’t have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.

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      Why do you think they have time to sleep?

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        I generally sleep during the day, skips the useless meetings. Then I go to the office around 8pm and crank out profit for my corporate overlords. They (mostly) understand it’s better for them this way, and I meet all the expectations of office attendance and social gatherings.

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    This meme shows you don’t work in IT.

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      Ikr. Where are the near retired 50 year old who are stagnating the tech just to avoid getting fired and the 2 overworked employees who are the smes in everything for the department.

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    “Men are dominating IT”

    The “men” “dominating”:

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      Dominate me daddy uwu

      Also hello, the fuck is wrong with your laptop this time

      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        What?

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    We have two IT guys, one of them is three of these and the other is the fourth. The guy who is all three is actually the anime girl on VR Chat in his spare time :)

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      I’m guessing the other guy’s a furry then.

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        Both are, just one is in denial

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    I’m not the bottom two, that much I know.
    I can’t grow a beard… oh no.

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    … it’s mostly the top left.

    Source: i resemble the top left (although i still have my hairline)

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      It’s 90% of the IT people at my jobs and I had quite a few.

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      it needs more bottom left

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    Somehow it’s missing the clean cut Indian developer guy, the emo developer, the script kiddie, the Linux fan, the windows fan, the IBM frat boy, the open BSD lunatics and the one guy who loves trains too much

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    This is a weird political compass

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    Top left and bottom right are same guy

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    Got a coworker on my team who is type 4. He’s the glue that holds the team together, nobody knows anywhere as much as he does.

    If he ever leaves, the whole team is screwed and the project is dead in the water.

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    Damn almost forgot about YIIK

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