I feel like I would become addicted to a place like this

“Woah this guys a millionaire you say? I’m afraid I cant operate on this man due to his choice to be wealthy.”

Keep this graph away from my dad. Let the poor man believe!

Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog

I remember being a kid wishing there was more world history being taught. Seemed like we got a touch of world history in 6th grade and 9th grade but between those spaces was all US History

Me and my brother shared a room one time and right outside our door to the right was a bathroom that was always left open with the light on. One night I woke up and noticed the light to the bathroom was being blocked out by 2 large dark figures that seemed to be holding hands and walking towards my bed. My bed was opposite the door and my brothers was to the right of the door. I quickly decided to get up and run to my brothers bed instead of waiting for them to reach me and my brother complained that I had kneed him in the back and told me to fuck off. I turned around and saw them still going towards my bed until they hit the wall behind it and disappeared. Idk what that was, probably my brain messing with me, but it was terrifying.

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My brain scrambled this at first and I thought I was looking at a new Battle for Middle Earth for a moment

I do but I’ve noticed games don’t hold my attention like they used to. Eventually I start to feel like I’m wasting my time and not attending to responsibilities like I should be and its not fun anymore. Sometimes I’m able to ignore that feeling but the game has to be real special. This has also caused a worse problem where I sink lots of money into games hoping I’ll find one that will give me the same joy I used to feel, and sometimes it does. But its over in about a week or 2 and then I lose interest again. I’ve recently started learning gdscript and how to use the godot engine, and am hoping that I can shift my unhealthy habit into a positive hobby that makes me feel happy and productive.

Both of my kids looked just like that when they were born

Koooooooooooo gunnn…uuuuuuuu suuun

If I saw that I’d have to join him. Suprised he doesnt have a whole possy of joggers like forest gump

Is this from a very old Barbie movie? Swan something or other?

Its all good if you weren’t others would no doubt show up and begin the dunking so this is more for them than you

We don’t want or care about it. Its just the way its always been over here. Same with fahrenheit and the imperial system. I know this is a little exaggerated but imagine asking a Japanese person why they dont just speak english because its the worlds most spoken language. Its one of those things other countries like to pick on us for that I think is a little stupid. Instead you should be dunking on us for putting an orange party clown in the whitehouse. Again. But then again there are some exploitative processes that helped make that happen like gerrymandering. My point is that our shit healthcare and the majority of the things that we are laughed at for is out of our hands. Even the fat jokes can be somewhat blamed on the fact that the availabilty of cheap unhealthy food with a large portion size is greater than pricier organic options and lots of the poor tend to take that route. I’m not saying our majority is completely blameless but these are factors to consider.

Edit: following your Edit: thank you for the clarification

Get the salt

We had a good thing, you furry son of a bitch! We had the Scare Floor, the quotas, the doors, it all ran like clockwork.

My dad was a racist homophobe that voted red every election because it was “the Christian thing to do.” He’d constantly preach to us about how the bible said gay people go to hell and he’d always say things like “Now I’m not racist but <insert very racist statement here.>” and then look at us children for approval of his hateful shit and we did because we were raised that way. It wasnt until all 3 of us entered our teenage years and started arguing with him about it pretty much daily and eventually him dating a woman who had a gay brother for him to start changing his mind about that stuff. Now he’s super left leaning and doesnt say hateful shit anymore. Idk if he honestly had a change of heart or if he just noticed the times were changing

At my school no one took shits because if you did anyone else in the bathroom would laugh and call you out by name if they could figure out who was in the stall “HAHA he’s taking a shit in there!” I was so self concious about it until senior year when I stopped caring about it

Ha! Not my problem. Thanks planned obsolescence 👍