New Flavor: Peach Freeze

JD back from Greenland already?

Can’t fire a guy just for letting a contact get sucked in. I mean, I have top security officials, paparazzi, and random people get sucked in to my contacts all of the time. I have almost everyone’s contact that ever exiisted. Hell, everytime I chat, I get responses from random people, Elon Musk and Even Donald Trump sometimes. Everyone makes mistakes.

What a terrible way to die

I’m alternating the deal. Pray I don’t alternate it any further.

— Darth Plagueonus The Stable Genius

I finally get it. They are intentionally getting measles, and therefore spots, so that they will blend in with all of the leopards. They knew Trump had a way where the leopards wouldn’t eat THEIR faces.

I have several Signal nicknames:

John Baron

Dougal McStormy

Hot4tinPoo

Nobady can tell who I am

Who knew tech bros were still stuck on OS X 10.5…I figured they would use more modern operating systems

Conspiracy Theory: use it as an excuse to charge the reporter under the espionage act to chill free speech of the press.

See, Donald Trump was feeding the Russians false information via a double secret Signal Chat under the guise of accidentally leakng it. He plays 18D chess.

Who needs FEMA, when you have SHARPIE

Free Speech Absolutist^TM

Good, Q is finally ending the nefarious 5G microchip implant plan of the Deep State. Now many diseases can finally stop spreading, and JFK Jr. will rise and join his cousin to Make America [and the World] Healthy Again.

/s

Archive: https://archive.ph/TjWBX

The WOKE COURTS don’t rule on real laws. They very much make it up to get TRUMP. The INJUSTICE system is totally CORRUPT, the Enemy of the People!

—@RealDonaldTrump

Who knew MAGA meant Measles Again Grifiting Assholes