and immediately asked for a manager…

Asked what his US customers were saying, he said: “Many of them are surprised. When they saw Mr Trump talk about tariffs, they got the impression that the foreign companies are paying these tariffs, but what they now figure out is that it is the customer who pays.

Just bring back those big beautiful Steam Locomotives from the old black and white westerns. It is something we’re considering, the concept of ‘locomotive.’ Nice two-inch side, solid steel. Not aluminum, aluminum that melts if it looks at a car sitting on the track. Starts melting as the car’s about two miles away.

I am a very aesthetic person. I don’t like some of the trains they’re doing aesthetically. They say, ‘Oh, it’s fast.’ That’s not fast. An ugly train is not necessary in order to say you’re fast.

-@RealDonaldTrump

Wait, the Saudi’s actually had a comedy fest? I thought it was a viral joke or something.

Line length snorting?

The worm is coming from inside the [White] House

Utah is on the left side of the Country, he must be left!

Some might say it is an Oath of Allegiance

We aren’t even ready for measles anymore

RFK consulting his expert

Tesla’s board is asking investors to approve a new pay plan for CEO Elon Musk worth about $975 billion.

Insanity

Why Not?

Alpha [Male] Agency

Or

Bigus Dickus

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If only they would have given Elmo his 50 billion dollar pay package, they wouldn’t be in this mess…

/s