New golden shower*

…by leaving office

Soooo, he’s going to use tax payer dollars to fund Christian science reading rooms across the nation?

In China?

This coming from the same guy who was confused about what happens with magnets just a few months ago and now he tells people in order to make money you “do magnets”.

A real golden shower of wisdom from that bag.

This is just a euphemism for alchemy isn’t it. He’s going to dump billions of taxpayer dollars into a quest to turn lead into gold.

What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?

Only if the word is redefined to mean “shitting your diaper and lying about it”.

Can, but won’t.

This reads like a North Korean headline

Donald Trump says Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy

By driving science away to places it can thrive

Yeah bleach injections for covid you don’t want these leaded gasoline enthusiasts around any scale.

They don’t mean “Golden age of science” as a time when lots of awesome and important science gets done. He fired all the scientists. But he IS having the plain black ink in science printers replaced with a sparkly gold ink, so all of the bad science will look way more shiny and golden.

We’ll reach new heights in astrology and horoscopes. Tea leaves will hold no more secrets and we’ll become a major exporter in rabbit feet! /s