what dwugs awuwu on and can i haz some

if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it

i used to work for secretary of state police and driver privacy was taken deathly seriously.

glad to see alexi’s keeping up the good work.

FLARED. BASE.

What kind of freak drinks coke?

You snort powder, ffs…

Spouse and I ponder the mysteries of life and the universe while we’re cuddling.

lame

that’s not a side effect

I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

Projection is confession when one chooses to inflict pain on others and self.

They want to abuse children. By blaming trans folks, they ate seeing up “see they do it too!” as cover for their evil actions.

Still don’t know why he’s being charged.

I have hard evidence he was smoking weed with Tupac and me in a nonextraductable country.

She is only saying this in the House because of debate immunity.

Challenge her to repeat those statements outside the chamber, and she will clam up because then she won’t be protected against slander claims.

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