My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
Have you tried tucking or would that not help?
A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.
It’s not that I’m modest, it’s that I don’t know if I can tuck that flat.
I’ve always wondered, isn’t that painful?
I’m still really new to it but it can be painful to get right but it’s really not painful at all once you’re situated right and used to it. Your balls just go up the front of your pelvis kinda behind and to either side of the base of the shaft. And then everything else just gets tucked away. The weirdest part for me was leaning against the counter while doing dishes and realising that my balls were at the front of my pelvis instead of safely down below and it felt very weird (though somehow affirming) to be sensitive in a very different way. Also, I’m not there yet but HRT tends to shrinks your balls which helps.
Honestly, once I was on HRT for a while, just tuck everything away works even in a bikini. I have never done a proper tuck with a gaff because before HRT I used specific clothing styles that didn’t need it, and after it just hasn’t been necessary.
No one wants to see the turtle head poking put to say hello
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Miniskirts officially become mens wear to avoid a cross dressing scandal.
The Make America Breezy Again campaign is an overnight success.
Red Hats protest H&M for offending anti-trans sensibilities.
It’s easier to guestimate the ambient temperature in red states.
Miniskirts now have pockets.
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
That’s cold as hell.
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
Who found the sheep plushie?
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