How about … a Roll Call?

My dog grabbed a butterfly that was flapping at the window inside the house, trotted proudly outside with butterfly held between her lips, then opened her mouth and watched it fly away.

Where is this “Insane List” … ?

UK, Germany, Scandinavia, Netherlands, Philippines are great, and all have many English speakers.

Perhaps to factor in Sales Tax?

A few a week, apparently 3 to 4 a week is optimum for health.

12 Years Ago:

“What are you guys all doing?”, “Looking for millions stored on a hard drive.”

Grabs metal detector, finds hard drive, wonders if should tell anyone…

At least briefly

Set your thermostat cooler in winter and warmer in summer, that way you are nicely adapted and outside seems friendly.

photographer - professional

I have taken photos! If you pay me for one does that make me professional?

Go further and make healthy food free.

No, but the constant crowd-surfing can get uncomfortable.

Ben Hur

Your planned menu: all meals.

indubitably largiloquent

A friend’s boss told him to gather the latest data and have a report ready by end of day. With a half hour to go the boss turned up but the report wasn’t finished (missing data). “It must have been a bigger job than I expected” said the boss “let me swing in with you and get it done”.

It worked

In dog years?

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act

"The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act is a United States federal law that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. "

On a country road they pass me going well above speed limit. No thought for any oncoming traffic.

Five minutes later I pass them, they are on the side of the road with a police officer at their window.