Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said “no thanks, I’ll just turn out the lights.”
Genius
Take my wife, please!
For here or to go?
I once bought a dog collar and leash, a pack of darts, and a child’s car seat at the same time. The Target cashier looked at me hard before I put it together, then we both cracked up.
I once bought a six pack of beer, some vaseline, a cucumber and rubber gloves. On a Friday afternoon. Didn’t think about it until I got a very weird look from the cashier.
The free market wants what it wants I guess.
I can’t put it together either
I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.
- Condoms
- Lube
- Wine
- Metal coat hangers
- Duct tape
- Bandaids
- Turkey baster
- Teen Magazine
Buying a dog collar & leash would add some awkwardness points.
Buy a can of Pringles and a sponge to make it less awkward. The cashier will assume that you’re going to have a nice time with someone, have a shower afterwards and then eat some chips.
I dont think Pringles can legally be called chips
Crisps.
what business does anyone have bringing a sponge into a shower?
Using it to wash yourself???
the problem is whatever you throw in the cart with it is now evaluated in context of the condoms.
Hot take: If you’re immature enough to be embarrassed buying condoms, you shouldn’t be having sex.
Seriously, the checkout assistant couldn’t give two shits about you, you’re just another face they’ll forget the second you walk out the door and that’s if they have their brain switched on while working what is a very repetitive and mind numbing job.
It’s not about maturity.
Society has this bad habit of conditioning people for or against certain ideologies, and sex and contraception are two hot button topics that could easily make a timid person even more intimidated. There is also the gossip factor in case the person is going to a store with people they know working or shopping there, and are concerned about “word getting around” about them being promiscuous.
Meh, that’s not even a lukewarm take. It’s a common sentiment.
BUT
It won’t make embarrassed teenagers any less horny.
First time I bought condoms, I also bought goldfish crackers.
Don’t you just hate it when the cashier thinks you’re getting ready to board Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride?
How the hell is buying condoms awkward?
