Why you should know? Money.

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    6 months ago

    LOL, drat, they’re on to me (I tried to get the $100 even though I voted):

    Are you lying to Cards Against Humanity, [name redacted]? Big Data says you’re lying. Says you voted in 2020. Big Data knows a lot about you, [name redacted], and now we do too. So here’s a new proposal: how about you give Cards Against Humanity PAC $7.99, get 30 incredible new cards about the crazy shit that’s happened this year, and we’ll forget all about what you’ve done?

    Honestly, I was expecting a stronger rebuke.

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      6 months ago

      Being that it’s cards against humanity, I expected them to email a disapproving message to your mother.

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    6 months ago

    I used to love your card games before you got all political. Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.

    lol

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    The FAQ made me lol. Here’s my favorites.

    How do you know who didn’t vote?

    We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

    Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

    Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

    If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

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    This is singlehandedly the best piece of satire I have ever seen, I was rolling the entire read, bravo. As a European, this reads like a black mirror episode.

    To quote the website: “This should probably be illegal!”

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    6 months ago

    Could someone explain how exactly this and what Musk is doing is legal? They mention a loophole, but don’t say what the loophole is

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    6 months ago

    Neat message but shit site design. Color changing and shifting the font is awful to read.

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        6 months ago

        Isn’t the point to motivate people to vote? I got 2 sentences in and then the fonts started changing on me. I closed it out and didn’t finish gathering the info on the initial message.

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    6 months ago

    I don’t really like this campaign.

    I liked their other anti-trump activism I heard about, but this serms unnecessarily demeaning and pathetic.