I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.
And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?
Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
Where at least I know I’m free 🎵
Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-
This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.
There’s British food now?
I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.
MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.
Right? I moved away a while ago but now every time I’m back I’m getting crab.
That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.
So original flavor dew dogs are ok?
I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revulsion wasn’t as strong.
But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.
A hot dog that is teal in the package is obviously spoiled.
I really want to try it.
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Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.
is this real?
No, it’s the same image photoshopped four times
My god. An actual regular photoshop in the year of our lord 2024 🥲
Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.
What does America taste like?
Artificial flavoring.
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Capitalism breeds innovation
I wonder if over consumption of dew dogs make yer teeth fall out. Yee haw!!
Mtn Dew Dew Dogs seems redundant.
I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢
Need some purple or green ketchup to go on those.
The beauty of capitalism
