Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.
And the chicken isn’t even fried. What a joke.
No it’s okay - they got that rotisserie from the gas station.
Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay
Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.
Why the fuck is there a lone grape?!
I mean, yeah, but that’s so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it’s almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.
Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.
On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit’s delivered bone-in, it’s a wrap for y’all
You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries’ foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?
Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.
Once we perfect it, you mean.
Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.
Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american
What in the WW2 ration fuck?
You. Get out.
Save the grape for me.
Rebuttal: jellied eels.
Your move, Britain.
Deep fried butter?
Picalilli.
Eating like they’ve got Universal Healthcare!
The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.
Listen. If you separate the dessert side, and debone and shred that chicken, I would 100% try the bite with the grape on it.
so chicken and pepperoni pizza with a grape on it?
Well, I’m sure it’s not a Brazilian pizza because the chicken would be cut in small pieces here… And there is way too little tomato and olives.
The unfried crust and/or lack of a cheese like petroleum derivative ring in the periphery is unamerican
…And?
I can’t stand all they stuff they add on top of the chicken bones. Such a hard time picking it all up before I start crunching on some ribs.
