Because to them it’s all weird sex shit.

Just like everyone not Christian “worships Satan”

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Gotta get my new laptop so I have a back up computer in case I fuck things up.

But I also should really update.

Reminds me of those threads “do you think you’re smarter than most people” of course anyone who responds either calls themselves a dumbass or agrees. But it’s always a biased question, because if you are sentient enough to understand the question you ARE smarter than most people.

Man saw his ego and named it God.

This was known.

Pretty much all candy was designed to shut kids up.

You can’t really talk and chew caramel.

In my thesis, I will…

Because they tell teenagers that you might accidentally kiss a man and let hormones and immaturity handle the rest.

Vampire The Masquerade.

Hands down best depiction of vampires, and what unlife is like for a vampire.

Neuralink.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”

Everyone is all “actually it would be impossible” like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.

God this game sucks, I can’t even pay $60 for a cosmetic.

For me it was just hot as balls.

Nah this summer dragged on forever.

But it’s not good enough that I have opinion. You must have no opinion or I’m losing!