Elon Musk said he would hire Jensen Huang if Nvidia’s board removes its longtime CEO.
“That would be an honor,” Musk wrote on X Wednesday evening, responding to a post from financial news account ZeroHedge that said: “Elon please hire Jensen.”
The exchange came soon after The Wall Street Journal reported that Nvidia’s board was preparing to oust Huang following revelations about two extramarital relationships.
Oh Elon! Such a shocking thing to say! You are such an edgy guy. Sieg Heil!!
So Elon now wants to fuck Jensen. GET IN LINE ELMO.
Of course he would. They could both have extramarital affairs with each other!
Wait, is Musk still on his 71st marriage? I can’t keep track.
Anyway, he could give Huang tips on divorce! And starting again after divorce!
“Offer to buy her a horse. Uh, bitches love horses. Heh! And, uh … mmm, uh, get some test tubes in bulk. !!! Lol. And, uh, make sure you subscribe to a, uh, mass mailout service for them! 100%! Heh heh! Just send those genes out at random to white bitches! Lol! Ha! Oh! And, uh, always remember to stretch your fingers beforehand. Cramp is no joke at our age. Starlink FTW! Vroom! Vroom! Self drive, brother! Lol! Uh … lol! Wanna see my rocket?”
Sorry, but musk flapping his stink flap isn’t news.
I don’t think Jensen is qualified for a job in Elon’s boy’s club. He only had sex with adult women.
Why are you so sure?
He’s incredibly wealthy, runs a company supposedly important to everything, and was honey potted by a spy…
One of the main things honey pota do, is rack up blackmail. The goal is not just to get caught with the affair.
Depending on how long this was happening, she would have kept accumulating blackmail, including trying to get him to rape kids.
It’s wild for people to assume if they didn’t hear about shit it never happened in 2026.
That’s just speculation without any evidence. I wasn’t assuming anything but I’ll stick to the available facts.
Buddy…
Assuming every billionaire who hasn’t been caught raping kids has never raped a kid is just a wild position in 2026…
I’m not saying assume they all have, I’m saying none of them should be getting explicit benefits of doubt like you are.
He only had sex with adult women.
You stated it as fact, but as my dear friend Gin Rummy once said:
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Guess the chances that the following who were technically in the Epstein files raped kids, it can be a little time capsule:
- Trump
- Vance
- Hegseth
- Steve Bannon
- Bill Clinton
- Obama
- Soros
Ain’t no class solidarity like billionaire class solidarity.
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Fuck that guy
It’s honestly impressive that Elon even has knees at this point. He’s constantly on them.
Musk would fire him again soon anyway. Compared with Musk doing artificial insemination with tens of women at the same time, Huang’s traditional way is too inefficient.
And don’t even get me started on having to use a spy… When Musk wants to engage in treason he skips the middleman, picks up the phone and calls Putin directly.
Dude really needs a friend
Of course he would that guy puts out
Pervs will be holding together
Well good luck with that.
As much as I dislike cheaters. At some point we need to look at the other person. She was a spy and used techniques of the trade to get him there. Whether or not he cheated isn’t really relevant to how he led that company. And what he built that company into.
what he built that company into.
Tick sucking on an elephant be like “look how tall I made myself”
sure but what about the second affair? at that point it’s a pattern.
She was a spy
Yeah, that’s the fucking point and why you don’t hear about his non-spy affair…
Do people really think the reason this is everywhere is he cheated on his wife?!
