I took this as a guy cause there was nothing left in the house and I had a period
A chemist walks into the store he owns… and he sees a woman, leaning up against a wall near the counter.
“What’s wrong with her?” he asks his assistant.
"She was sneezing and needed allergy medicine, " explains the assistant, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold her a bottle of laxatives instead.”
“WHAT?” bellows the chemist. “You can’t treat allergies with laxatives!!!”
“Of course you can,” replies the assistant, pointing at the woman. “Look at her, she’s too scared to sneeze now!”
You know how you sometimes walk into a public bathroom and just mutter “what the hell” while walking slowly backward? That’s how those whoopsie doodles happen.
brand name checks out
Why is there a specific women’s laxative?
✨targeted marketing✨
(It’s the exact same price and active ingredients, just pink)
I see we are making pointlessly gendered laxatives now.
pink tax
Is there an actual medical reason to have different laxatives for men and women, or is this a weird marketing thing?
Women don’t poo
They do now.
Can’t complain about allergies while shitting your guts out
Watch me edit wait shit
Either way you’re gonna feel clear
Stool loudener
Don’t worry, illiterate people wouldn’t reach for either of those, because they have no idea what’s in either of them.
Not really left bottle has child safety cap, left cap is just a regular lid.
because someone stole all your pens and also all your adhesive tape and strings, so you’re unable to mark it, right?
Ah so we blame customers instead of the manufacture! Nice.
do we tho
This has ‘Big Marker’ written all over it!
Absolutely. I often also write the number of pills to take on mine. Also, there are Timer Caps, so you know when you last took them. Can recommend.
If you’re taking laxatives enough that you need a timer you may have bigger problems
lol, I was speaking in general. like the “allergy relief” in the OP. if you take pills a few times per week or even daily, you get used to it and will have trouble re,embering if you took them yet. in that case you will see the timer shows less than 24h for example.
