I just took a dump for the glory of the empire
I am literally taking a dump right now for the glory of the empire
I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!
I hope you told her you were about to do it for the glory of the empire in your best klingon voice.
I pet my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Emailed my congressional representatives FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
Commented on a meme while sitting on the toilet for the glory of the empire
I browsed Lemmy for the glory of the Empire!
I made a cup of tea, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Cooked pasta with tomato sauce for the glory of the empire!
I cupped my nuts while reading this meme for the glory of the empire.
I made a cup of tea, for the Glory of the Empire!
Opened my IDE for the glory of the empire!
Scratched an itch between my tits FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I ran around the lake for the glory of the empire!
drove to my therapist, for the glory of the empire!
RIPPED BONG FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!




