

we’re gonna test that!
just a dude doing dude things.


we’re gonna test that!


I gave up on dating a while back. Nothing but red flags out there. Fleshlights are the answer. I’ve got way more time to spend on hobbies by not dating. Some people may think it’s sad and pathetic, but my life is peaceful and mostly stress free. So I’m good with it.


My first job was in the custodian arts. Mostly offices and churches. The women’s bathrooms were always disgusting. Sure men will splash pee on the floor, but I never had to dig used period pads out of the toilet in a mens room.


haha, no.


I have a cheap pack of plastic Walgreens tooth picks that are perfect for this. My phone case has a rubber cover for the port so I don’t have to do this often.


I can’t make my pinky and ring finger touch my other fingers on my left hand. It looks like I’m doing a bad Vulcan impression if I try. I can however make them touch if I bend my fingers. But if they are straight, they flex out to the side. I’ve tried for years to correct it but had no success.


remember when Tim Apple gifted tRump a golden statue? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


I’ll never forgive them for what they did to usenet! Also, I assumed this happened like 20 years ago. Color me surprised.


I brush my teeth at work. every day after lunch. but I also know how to not leave a mess because I’m an adult. I’ve spent about $15,000 on my teeth in the last 10 years. So I try my best to take care of them. Just recently got dental insurance but it only covers a few things per year.


I just logged into mine. no email address associated with it, and it let me in. first time I’ve used that account in probably 12 months and it still works. 🤷


I hope they lose billions on this deal. I know I’m only going with AMD now. It’s not much, but I do buy all the tech for my company. Servers, laptops, etc… will all be AMD going forward.


Twitter only allows nazi speech now.


Im in east TN. It’s always humid here but this year seems worse. And we’ve had lots of heat warnings. Hottest year on record, just like last year, and the year before that. etc…


Steve Lehto did a video on this too. Hertz is a garbage company. https://youtu.be/kGgPEIv65pU


mastodon has porn and you don’t even need an account to use search. also, this will just drive people to use sketchy sites that won’t follow the rules.


Friends is a really funny show if you skip over all the Ross and Rachael garbage. Chandler and Monica was a better love story.


if you let the rich ones in, they will turn it into New America. and you’ll have your own orange dick tater to deal with.


doesn’t matter. still not buying anything. vote with your wallet.


I’ve gone back to using cash for everything. screw these rich assholes.
Tasting History with Max Miller.