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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

What candy bar best describes your sex life?

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What candy bar best describes your sex life?

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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      Kinder 😵‍💫

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    I had gone through a couple of bars before I realised it was ChocoLONELY.

    Very good chocolate though.

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      I read it as choCOLONely.

      🤔

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      ChocoLONELY

      Holy shit, TIL. Their everything bar is excellent.

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    Ritter Sport XXL - Extra Dick!

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      Oh come on, that has to be intentional/ a gag.

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        Lived in Germany for a minute and fell in love with these. They were a limited time thing unfortunately; I’d bet the marketing department finally caught on to the obvious.

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          That’s a shame, sorry you can’t get your XXL dick anymore.

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    Almond joy.

    The people that like me really like me.

    The people that don’t think I’m fucking disgusting.

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      Sometimes you feel like a nut…

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    Imagination.

    It’s a candybar that doesn’t exist.

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    Caramac

    [ discontinued in 2023 ]

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    A carrot. That’s not a candy bar, you might say? No. No it’s not.

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    I said King Size Payday but my wife said Laffy Taffy! Hayo!

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    Marathon.

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