Sword, meet bullet.
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport
Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
This guy is the ultimate definition of cringe
You called for me?
Aight. Scrap den.
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
He ain’t ever carried tools to drop
I heard that his dick is all messed up from a failed enlargement surgery. Its believable because apparently Grimes said it to a friend of hers. Its also believable because Elon has definitely had cosmetic surgery, hair transplants, etc so I can totally see him trying to enlarge his dick and it failing (which isn’t uncommon with such procedures.)
You think he’s get his weight taken care of.
Dear Lord, to have a trillion dollars, and to still look like Jabba the Hutt?
Probably, Elon doesn’t strike me as a “real change comes from the inside and takes years of hard work and self-reflection” type of guy.
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Thats what all his romantic partners said
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Pfft, all bark and no bite.
Musk is just saying he will come after the lobbyists and large donors of his political critics.
So his other silicon valley tech billionaire buddies?
Be careful! he studied the blade
Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Who will survive?
Finally a cage match I’m willing to pay to watch.
I fully believe Jonah Hill could hospitalize me in seconds.
I do not believe that about Musk. At all.
Whose Jiu Jitsu is stronger? Elon Musk vs Jonah Hill
Probably would be a lot of high-pitch screeching in that match.
Lets be realistic. It would be a slap fight with both of them bawling.
What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.
Thats the rumor. Sounds like a botched dick enlargement surgery according to the tweets.
Come at me bro!
Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word “come” in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.
Jebus Fooking Christ!
Thing is Elon’s always under-estimates his timelines so it stands to reason he’ll under-estimate the puppet masters strength so Elon is likely to be crushed like a mosquito.
