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It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china

Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.

I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
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