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This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)

Flared base. Approved.
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out

It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”






