There was this girl back in college who wore really tight jeans. Every day. VERY tight, very revealing. Her name was Jen. She was known as Ms. Nitalia.
But can I use my Accommodator?

Just put a different little tiny drop of sti on each one.
Alabama Roulette.
How would she even…?
What about the regular buttons?
Note that this sign is not taped to me and therefore does not pertain to my buttons.
Can’t fuck their cousins and now they can’t fuck their elevators, bama in absolute shambles
To be fair, the ‘ol Crimson Tide does have some pretty good departments and programs. Tuscaloosa and Birmingham are pretty good cities with a lot of bright and progressive people. But once you get a few miles outside of the major metro areas and their suburbs, that’s when shit changes.
cousins still allowed, hence the other sign with “go ahead and fuck your cousin, cameras are watching”
That’s not very handicapped accessible then.
I love university signs, especially unofficial ones and misplaced ones
Quick, follow this up with the totally legit sign in the bathrooms telling students not to jack off in the showers because it causes plumbing problems.
“What floor do you want?” *unzips







