I spent too much time searching for a video of someone who might have tried C.
No luck, but now I’m hungry for pizza.
Didn’t see a video, but:
/c/suddenlydebian
Now I want an equal pizza theorem that mathematically shows a simple cutting method that guarantees equal pizza for everyone, depending on number of pieces. E.g. an inner circle that is halved plus an outer circle in quarters for six people, but ((2r)²-r²)/4 != r²/2, r being the inner circle.
Well, you could always cut ever thinner regular pizza slices, but that’s trivial.
Nah mate. If it’s just you, you fold that bastard up taco style.
Or in Italian, a Calzone, which im pretty sure just means folded taco style bastard.
And if it’s Domino’s, then they pretend to cut it so that you have to go find a knife to finish the job because it sure looked sliced before I freaking sat down, David!
For thin crust I guess it’s just a party of one here.
Edit: apparently I’m the only one really pro square cuts. It’s just better for crustless/minimal crust styles
Slide the pizza to the edge of the plate to nibble at.
Bro is eating a snek
Heavily contingent on pizza style.
Eating that cut on deep dish or a stuffed pizza would be an adventure
The Ito’s Pizza special
Just throw it into a blender.
