Here’s the concept: instead of things you want to do before you die (AKA the Bucket List), I’m thinking about creating a Fuck It List, of things I want to never have to do again.
If you were doing so, what would you put on your list.
I was hanging out with a retired former coworker last weekend, and she got in my head. I have at least 11 years to go, assuming I’m able to retire, so it’s not realistic now. But what is life without hopes and dreams?
So far, all I have on the list is:
Having time for a quick chat with my manager.
I will rejoice when I don’t have to do that again.


I intend to never get married again. Because that would require my marriage to end in some way.
Not necessarily, they could legalize polygamy
Let’s go with polyamory instead. Human rights are important.
There are no laws I know of against polyamory (loving multiple people). I specified polygamy (marrying multiple people) because there are laws against that. Maybe you’re assuming “polygamy” refers to a man with multiple wives? That’s polygyny, and a woman with multiple husbands is polyandry, both of which are examples of polygamy.
D’awww