I knew they were big bears but not TWICE A HUMAN size! I didn’t even google this image for the polar bear I wanted to see how big a black bear is.

guess I’m never going to Antarctica!

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    I like the rhyme but I mean, what the fuck are the chances of running into a polar bear. As in, if you live near polar bears, you definately know how terrifying they are and don’t need to have a guide like this.

    No, I’m not fun at parties.

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      4 hours ago

      Your interest Un-funness saved your ass that one time you wandered into a bear party after misunderstanding an advertising flyer.