The correct answer is to pull the lever at the exact time so the trolley’s front end goes on one rail and the rear end goes on the other rail. That way you Kant have any guilt since everyone’s dead.

Everyone can die, will die, or have been dead.

There’s a dog that needs petting and that’s my priority.

I’m so close to making a meta shotpost about it,but i’m sure some version of me has already done it better.

Well I throw the rubber ball, obviously

There’s nothing left to do. you’ve already done it all and will do it all. Including not doing anything. Just be the guy who doesn’t do anything and let the quantum state deal with the other versions of you that do everything else.

Pet da dog. Obviously

Goddamn you Wally! Just take your finger back, we don’t care anymore ever since you took Rell away from us!!! Fuck the Tau, fuck Entrati, fuck the Warframes, just leave us be ffs, we don’t need the void magic to do shit!

You ask me for a hamburger.

I grab the ball, try to jump on the train so my dog and I can go on a fantastic voyage.

So it goes

Futurama did it.

Control moment