I heard a really weird sound from the pastures out back. Turned out the goat got himself stuck with his balls on the electrical fence and was giving a good alarm siren impression. When I got closer, he saw me and suddenly got himself unstuck and making a run for it. Turns out me going after his balls was more tension for the idiot than the fence was providing him. The idiot challenged me when he first saw me way back, I told him that was not a good idea and after that he always kept a weary distance.
Need more SBA like this one
POV: When you have to piss but can’t go so you have to squeeze you balls shut.
opening the door won’t improve that situation very much.
Open just enough so that they can slide sideways and out(?). The less the better to minimise chance of friction and thorns (cuz wooden floor)
Ouch!
