I heard a really weird sound from the pastures out back. Turned out the goat got himself stuck with his balls on the electrical fence and was giving a good alarm siren impression. When I got closer, he saw me and suddenly got himself unstuck and making a run for it. Turns out me going after his balls was more tension for the idiot than the fence was providing him. The idiot challenged me when he first saw me way back, I told him that was not a good idea and after that he always kept a weary distance.