Stop looking up

Celebrate the death of the billionaires who believe they will survive in space in an asteroid/destroyed-earth debris field. They will die terrified.

They would never announce it that early.

It would have to be leaked, and no one would believe them

Feel strangely relieved, because there’s finally an end in sight.

Before kids and marriage I’d have had a sort of nihilistic “Ah fuck it, you gotta go sometime” attitude and gleefully embraced the chaos.

Now I think id just put on a brave face, protect them as best I can, and weep in private at every opportunity.

I don’t know! I’ve already got enough shit to worry about and now you want me to contemplate imminent doom.

Ngl they’d try to hide it from us to stop the economy from crashing

create a worldwide network of people that sabotage every rich or powerful asshole from saving themselves, damning the human species to extinction.

Becoming a sex slave to a billionaire so I can hitch a ride on their spaceship

Pack the tent and camping gear in my car, and take my kids on an epic camping trip across Europe.

I honestly don’t know. Firstly, work can go fuck itself beyond that, probably take me and my family around the country as much as possible. I say country because flying requires other employed people not telling work to go fuck itself like majority of people would.

Hike the AT, I would just pack up and go. Try to make it to Maine before it hits us.

mostly just be angry that it isnt getting here sooner.

Maybe see if any hookers are offering doom discounts.

I’m tired boss.

Start digging