A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice
Literally cat food tbh
This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie
Successfully radicalised
All meat is processed by definition
Even my meat am I right
Who wrote this? Ill buy your book
Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.
Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–
Listeria is in high demand these days
Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!
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The secret is to not smell it
Also not to taste it.
Mayo helps
Side question: the US you don’t have ham made from a single piece of meat?
In my country that is the norm for ham, an abomination like that has no market. The only similar to it is something like “low fat chicken ham” (not actually called ham on the box as it would be false advertising)
Yes, we have that as well.
I’m not in the US. Can’t tell you.
But I do like the look of that meat right there. Fantastic.
Product of Denmark
Hello, danish ham! The danes really know what they’re doing.
What’s so unholy about it tho
ham
ham hammer hammerst
And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.
I don’t think this low effort spam is available in the deli section where I am. Though I would order it shredded just to annoy people.
It’s not Spam, it’s “deli ham” (Armour brand makes the big one) or “Polish Ham”(Krakus brand). So much more bland than spam.
Source: former deli worker. Fuck that job and fuck anyone who orders chipped/shredded deli meat.
I’m calling it low effort spam for the same reason I would order it shredded at the deli if I had the chance
Read by jeaney collects: https://youtu.be/PJt64x3aEv8
A different horror-ified version that I like.
I like the eva version https://youtu.be/C6h0Qt329jI
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Sav-a-lot used to have this gigantic like 8lb chub of ham. It was cheap enough for us poor folks to get. That stuff was so good. Just a gigantic log of chopped ham pressed into a brick.
Somehow they must’ve lost money. Cuz they’re only sold at a few chains out in the Midwest nowadays and they’re way smaller than they used to be.
Enough sodium to cure what ails you
If it’s enough to cure the ham, it’s enough to cure you.
This is pure gold.
If i wasn’t ass-taste in my literation, i would write praise for this soul poetry. But alas, only thing i can say is pure gold.
It’s ham
My apologies, indeed ham. Thanks.
Thams
