And it turns out there’s a global crisis with beans.

I’ll tell ya one thing, and I’m not ashamed to say it: my estimation of you as a reliable source of information has just fucking plummeted

News hurt. Memes fun.

Memes are made by real people who aren’t paid to lie on air

My favourite is the death claw machine posts. And of those my favourite was and I quote:

“Dick fucking Cheney”

ngl my life is better this way. News is almost all rage bait shit and all it does is stress me out. I’m happier with my head in the sand. Anything important enough I’ll find out soon through people or dank memes.