Why does he look younger when he was…younger?
At this point it’s well known that Simon has dysmorphia and spent some time addicted to filler botox cosmetic procedures in general.
The picture on the right isn’t even as bad is it got.
Out of respect to his mental health I won’t post images here. Even people who were traditionally assholes can have a mental breakdown from deep seated insecurity.


The 2025 is his Attack on Titan version.
Everyone is just ignoring the " why does he look younger in 2003" comment.
22 years of time will make you look older, even if you get a bunch of ugly ass plastic surgery.
Nobody ignored it, we saw it, chuckled, and continued.
We weren’t ignoring it, it’s just not worth responding to.
Why’d they make that one Muppet out of leather?
Swelling from intense sunburn?
Just wait until it “heals” and the dna damage will become apparent.
Botox and sunburn, probably from a tanning booth.
Ah, so the same dna damage but with added neurotoxin goop.
Some people have seemingly gotten shinier recently. I’m not sure how or why, but I feel like I’ve seen it more over the last year or so.
There are products that are en vogue currently that make you look shiny. I worked a commercial for one and I thought it looked bad in every instance—even on models faces
Bro lookin like Freddy fazbear
That is some Southern fried turkey.







