Trump wants to relabel New Mexico as New America days after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Ameria
Donald Trump has already changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, and now he’s targeting a US state for a rebrand.
Trump is spending the holiday weekend dreaming up his next demand to relabel America’s geography. He posted a map on Truth Social Sunday afternoon of New Mexico, but the word Mexico was crossed out and replaced with America.
Relabeling the southwestern state on the U.S.-Mexico border as New America is reminiscent of an executive order he signed early in his second term, in which he changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
I’m writing this from the future, October 2028, from my desk on America St., America, in America County, capital of the state America, in the America-West region of America, to issue a warning…
Wait till he realizes there’s places called South and Central America.
Well obviously, he’s supreme ruler of those too!
Seems like America is becoming the new Taco Bell.
Honestly Taco Bell is one of America’s best institutions.
Those will soon be changed to South and Central Mexico. Can’t besmirch the AmericaTM brand on shithole countries.
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Aladeen St., Aladeen, in Aladeen County, Capital of the State Aladeen, in the Aladeen-West region of Aladeen.
Is it still called Earth?
I dont know if I could roll my eyes any harder.
If only Trump’s head would roll.
I think the same thing every week and I dont think my eyes can take it anymore
Doubt Trump will pay for my eye doctor bills after all this.
They should throw in a class action lawsuit for that while hes being tried for crimes against humanity
“If your life was disrupted by the defendant’s blatant manipulation of the news cycle you may be eligible for compensation”
Holy Shit! I have been saying he was going to rename New Mexico as New America as a joke! I can’t believe he actually IS that insane.
Wait, so Washington DC will become…
jesus fucking christ i cannot wait until he finally fucking dies.
I think his obsession with renaming things is so he can have his “legacy” where people a hundred years from now will read in school how the gulf of america used to be called gulf of Mexico until Donald J Trump renamed it.
This way he can do it immediately and without any approvals or permissions from anyone else and it doesn’t cost a dime (upfront that he needs permission for, it still costs millions to remake maps and public education posters/billboards and school textbooks and government websites, etc.)
He just doesn’t have the foresight to recognize that whatever president comes next will just revert all changes.
He doesn’t care. He’s trying to tank the US in every way possible so that he and his billionaire friends can buy it up in a fire sale, and create 13-15 tech dominated duchies/kingdoms that own all the people in their borders. That’s why they only want a total of 150,000,000 people alive by the end of 2028. They think their robots will be able to control us, not realizing that they don’t work, won’t work, and we can create portable EMP devices.
Also I severely doubt they would be able to maintain jack for shit, id probably give it a five year average before they would lose control for one reason or another not accounting for failed infrastructure and natural disaster. Those that could survive would probably start having issues with viking/ horseman raids along the borders of their territory, think the more raid happy Nomad clans from Cyberpunk. Frankly as a descendent of bandits I’m kinda surprised we haven’t seen a proper resurgence yet in places like Idaho and New Mexico.
There is a possibility that the next president is donald trump again, and then again.
Send grandpa to bed. Permanently.
Honestly more tasteful than anything Trump could create.
So, if the USA is so great, then why did they make USB?
He should change the name of the “United States of America” to the “American Americas of America”
Those who accuse someone of having Trump derangement syndrome should be called pedophile defenders.
Trump derangement syndrome
Remember, there were conservatives that claim to actually be adults, in office, that advocated for making that a real mental illness, Soviet style.
Meanwhile, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any example of someone with any of this “derangement”. It’s just people that point out tiny-d donnie’s terrible qualities.
Someone made a joke about this when the Lake Ontario shit was happening. Now their joke is becoming reality.
He can sign whatever he wants. It doesn’t do anything unless you’re the small few stuck inside US borders. In the real world, the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario obviously haven’t had their names changed. Executive orders from some random country mean fuck all.
He’s got to know all of these will be changed back when he fucking finally dies, right? Right?
He doesn’t care. He’s trying to tank the US in every way possible so that he and his billionaire friends can buy it up in a fire sale, and create 13-15 tech dominated duchies/kingdoms that own all the people in their borders. That’s why they only want a total of 150,000,000 people alive by the end of 2028. They think their robots will be able to control us, not realizing that they don’t work, won’t work, and we can create portable EMP devices.
By alive is meant mass deportation or other mass action?
Glorious Leader Aladeen
His effectiveness as a leader has been very Aladeen.
He deserves to be Aladeen.
Oh yeah, US midterms are coming. Finally realised what’s driving this guys maniac episode.
Everything is Aladeen
Your comment made me Aladeen
Is the the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
