Kinda takes “Go fuck yourself!” out of the insult cannon.
“Oh yeah, already did man! And not to toot my own horn (again) but I gotta say…”
“designed to be sung to the tune of ‘Home on the Range.’”
(1) Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And after it’s grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
(Chorus) Clone, clone of my own
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And when I’m alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
(2) Oh, give me a clone
Is my sorrowful moan,
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she’s X-X
And the feminine sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we’re prone.
(3) My heart’s not of stone,
As I’ve frequently shown
When alone with my own little X
And after we’ve dined,
I am sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex.
(4) Why should such sex vex
Or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone?
After all, don’t you see
Since we’re both of us me
When we’re having sex, I’m alone.
(5) And after I’m done
She will still have her fun
For I’ll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail
They’ll be both of them male
And they’ll each ravage her by and by.Source: autobiography of Isaac Asimov
I think I’m a clone now
There’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around
I think I’m a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
You wouldn’t download a clone.
Also, if you guys could provide a solid answer sooner rather than later?
The real question is would a clone be family?
How well can the clone drive?
As good as my dad! He went for a quick drive to get cigarettes and he’s still driving! Never knew he is that good
Without some kind of rapid aging, a clone of yourself would have to be grown from infancy. I suppose if you were cloned at an early age, and then waited until your clone was of age for consensual sex, it would be incest.
Wait hold on, now I have a question. If I wouldn’t want to fuck me, does that mean no one would?
Jesus my self-confidence just took a massive hit
Let’s be real, your self confidence wasn’t all that
No, it really wasn’t all that lol
there are some ahem “works of fiction” that not only explore that, but also refer to it as “selfcest”
so… yes and no? yesn’t?
yes
Did you grow up and have deep familial bonds with your clone? Accidental reproduction isn’t a consideration because your clone will match your sex.
True. But you could adopt.
as someone who is naive, ridiculous, and privileged, I’m going to say… i abstain.