But is ice cream machine broke? y/n
“As long as the ice cream machine still stands, this fight is not lost” ~ George Washington
Washington Crossing the McDelaware
RIP
The United States of America
July 4 1776 - July 5 1776
Lol having one of those function for more than 2 hours would be mythical on its own, a whole day?
Only in America where there’s an exclusive service contract that forces franchisees to use a very expensive third party to fix the machines. The machines throw error codes that can only be cleared by a service visit for something that should be as simple as a clean and reset. It incentivizes machines that fail often and disincentivizes the franchisee from actually keeping the machine running.
Fuck these stupid reddit jokes stfu about the ice cream machines already
Jeez, who took a dump in your McFlurry?

Exactly mcdonalds ice cream is as important as the Sun to you
This is an American thing… Corporate fraud by another name. Worth the google.
F
But the restaurant, a symbol of the country’s Western aspirations,
I promise I’m no tankie but this line in reference to McDonalds is cursed
This whole thing smells addy.
Slava Ukraini, slava Heroyam btw.

Did they get Putin’s order wrong back in 2009 or something?
He ordered a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
But they forgot the pickles
No he just likes to target civilians.
Insurgent McDonalds lol
McDonald’s is so In. Indestructible, Indigestible food, Inhumane working place, …
One of the most annoying things citizens can do in the enemy’s eyes, is continue to live their lives like the war isn’t happening. Of course, they don’t have much choice, because they still need food on the table, and the bills don’t fucking stop.
Keep calm, and carry on.
Not completely surprising. Their food doesn’t decay either https://www.good.is/iceland-live-streams-a-mc-donalds-cheeseburger-from-2009-and-it-still-looks-the-same/
Prehistoric Big Mac Found In Permafrost
Mcdonalds are like cocroaches now?








