Rule of thumb: don’t put anything Trump-related into your body
Not even a joke. Who the hell hands you a DJT candy? Does anyone think that person wants you, a drug enjoyer to have a fun time?
It must be ironic to trip on something like that.
Imagine telling people about it. “My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid”
“Ravers, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they’re crying and they’re saying ”thank you mister president for this yuge pill,” and everybody know it it the biggest most powerful pill. Bigger than Obama Hussein, bigger than lazy sleepy Joe’s pills. My pill-my pill, it might kill you if you eat it, it might make you see things that aren’t there or say things that aren’t true. My lovely beautiful sexually attractive daughter, she took this pill and she saw god. I asked if it was god with a big G god like we all know and love and she said no, it was Tezcatlipoca the great jag-u-ar god of the Mexicans. And they’re communists and criminals down there in Mexican. They don’t eat my pills. My pills they are made from pure gold that we got from Argentina. Where all the best gold comes from. And I hear all the time how great my pills are. They make you see Mexican god. They make you my beautiful daughter. Very attractive my daughter and a bit tooo old now to be dating. These pills will give you a four hour erection. Everyone gets one. An erection. Men. Women. Children. Horses. They all get the erection. Nobody’s left out. Not with my pill.”
LMAO.
Blatantly fake. There’s no way Trump knows who Tezcatlipoca is, much less how to pronounce it in a sentence well enough for anyone to actually understand him
Looks like a Flintstones vitamin.
Which I wager trump has been in more childrens mouths than those vitamins ever were.
LOL, it has “NL” on it. Was this sourced from the Dutch (who are known to be prolific MDMA bootleggers)?
ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week
Sounds like somebody is illegally smuggling drugs to the US. When does the military bomb him?
fake, no red pills in maga world
Well, it is Fox.
If you’re dumb enough to buy them, I say go for it. What’s the worst that could happen?
(That’s not the worst that could happen. In fact, one could say it would be an improvement.)
