Greetings from a standard issue Loki variant.

I’ve scrolled past this like 4 times thinking it was coir
You probably shouldn’t water your plants with cat. Or maybe you should, idk. Might propagate kittens.
They probably shouldn’t cat their plants.
we had a cat [her name was Thompkins. She looked like a Thompkins] distribute herself at me on a bikeride the other evening. i love cat volunteers but both the wife and the landlady said NO MORE CATS. Thompkins and I disagreed, but we were temporarily overruled :Ɛ
The laws of physics are mere suggestions to cats
Cats are a newtonian fluid with a melting point somewhere around 75F. If I cool the house to 74 or below, Izzy loafs or curls up in a ball. If I let it get warmer than that in the house she stretches out. They remain viscous and cohesive with a high surface tension.
Note this testing is done at around 29.8 inches of mercury ambient pressure.
Loki looks so comfortable. Happy for them.
Watering the plants, nice. I wish mine would help out around the house, but he’s a grade A slob.
Dreaming about . . . Tahiti









