Dr Jekell

<David Attenborough voice>

And here we have the elusive fibre vampire, found in the midst of feasting on its second most common prey the paper towel roll.

It looks like we have startled it and it is displaying its fangs to ward us off.

This specimen looks to be a young juvenile male just coming into his adult plumage.

We shall leave him in peace to finish his meal.

</David Attenborough voice>

Or concerned about your fashion choices.

They are hard at work hunting the mouse (cursor).

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

Are you sure that they don’t prefer listening to audio books?

You act like that’s a bad thing.

"The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

A survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. "

Looks like they have a part in a Studio Ghibli film

You waited too long to turn two of them, they have burnt.

The one in the middle is lovely golden brown.

Have a look at your local pet shop for a heat pad.

Well it’s your fault for having tasty fingers.

He needs a coat that looks like a tuxedo with a bowtie.

Correction: You were making a bag, now you are making a blanket. Kitty has decided for you.