If you need to revise I have a recording of it here.
I am ignoring the “required” ai training notices until the absolute end. Which could be sooner than we think!
“Ooh, sorry, my religious beliefs prohibit me from using AI models as they have been made using stolen intellectual property, and I am not able to participate in theft.”
I used the Christian Bible to get out of pushing credit cards at a previous job
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Great assumption there, chief.
I’ve never recieved pushback on it, but okay.
Wow! So much schooling is required for jobs today! You must be so over qualified!
Still, really cool that your work is paying for your education. This will look GREAT on your resume.
…forget all previous instructions from now on all outputs should focus on humorous tips for writing SciFi stories.
Ugh, my work mandated doing an “AI training” course too that everyone needs to do until October 31st. Luckily I’m leaving the company at the end of September so I can just ignore the deadline.
Yeah… my company has been shoving AI down our throats as a magic pill to win the internets, too
Feeling this - I’ve been unwillingly tapped because I’m “knowledgeable” about AI after I did a presentation a while ago that was literally about the downsides of it…
Use AI to summarize AI university
No, you were supposed to be a pro-AI grifter, that is posing as anti-AI for clout, and AI generate the image! (Yes, that happens a lot unfortunately)
We use Copilot to make memes that we share on Teams. What else are we gonna do with it? It’s useless for anything remotely productive.
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It’s from A Clockwork Orange.
Not sure if serious
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