This person vs me have very different versions of ‘snapping’, and mine involves much stronger vulgarities than ‘haha’…
Haha
The alternative is they make a program to read your resume and when it reads it wrong you get filtered out for that
So why not do their job and read them. If I had a dollar for everyone of these office jackasses that can’t do their job and need me to do the leg work I’d be felony musk wealthy. I’m done with this stupid world, it’s like the more you pass the work, the more you get paid. I bow to no man, no man’s ‘god’, and definitely no man’s ‘paper of value’(money) suck my nuts end me Negan vs Abraham style (walking dead)
I actually just filled out an application on indeed because I figured why not. The questions are getting strange. It’s not a government job, no clearance required, so why are you asking if I’m a citizen of Syria?

This is a post about finishing college and not lying on your resume. With all the ID and AI verification process, big corporations are going to make a push to reconnect education with employment.
Real talk - if the applicant can’t be assed to fill out a form or write a cover letter then maybe they aren’t a good fit. Paperwork that people hate to do is critically important for many jobs.
Everyone should beg for meaningless, repetitive work… And they should be grateful for it.
Real talk - it’s a complete waste of time and a product of corporate complacency
I’m happy to do mundane paperwork IF I’m getting paid to do it.



