Ah yes, the Mississippi, the only river with 7 tributaries in the world. Of course.
Brazil is nothing but lies straight from the mouth of Satan.
Honestly even the fucking Sava river had more than 7 before it even leaves Slovenia (small country).
Damn, I guess every so often someone independently invents Mormonism lmao
The Garden of Eden is in Missouri!
What do leftists have to so with the Bible?
Also 2000 years ago river systems were different.
This is real dumb
What does this post have to do with leftists?
That’s what im trying to find out
Does that make the chosen people the Appalachian Hillbillies?
That tracks
All I know for sure is that Atlantis was in Iowa.
And did those feet
In ancient times
Walk upon Kentucky’s mountains green?“The Bible says…” Stop. There’s your problem right there.
It’s been in there for 6000 years. If it was wrong, someone would have corrected it by now
I wouldn’t say it’s “wrong” so much as it is fantasy literature. Looking to the Bible for geography is like reading The Lord of the Rings to figure out where the Colorado river is.
The Atchafalaya is a distributary, not a tributary.
yes, they sold the greatest lie in history and were very successful with it
How do they determine the beginning of a river? Should it be the furthest point of something? Why isn’t the Missouri River the “Mississippi” and the remaining portion of the Mississippi north of that junction the Missouri instead?
You know, I was watching a video theorizing that the Odyssey and the Iliad were assembled from a bunch of older stories, and that a couple of those journeys went across the Atlantic. If someone like the ancient Macedonians made it across, the Old Testament stories could also be incorporating information about North America.
the Odyssey and the Iliad were assembled from a bunch of older stories
Very possible
and that a couple of those journeys went across the Atlantic
Total bullshit
Probably, but not as insane as you might first think. We already know the Vikings managed it, and in the Pacific, many islands were populated by people who didn’t have anywhere near the ships that the Mediterranean civilizations had, and yet covered distances just as far as you would have to cross if you were taking the northern route across the Atlantic.
The Norse were in the only area you can really island hop. The Pacific has tons of island chains, but the Atlantic is relatively empty. It has some islands near Africa and the Americas, but nothing like the chains connecting Japan, Hawaii, and Indonesia.
Why are so many people taking a shitpost so seriously, some of ya’ll have watched wayyyyy too much Woke Veggie Tales
If this is true shouldn’t all the MAGGATs give up their land to Zionists?
Israel has given settler rights to newly converted South Africa white migrants. Zionism is just a state of mind, man. Anyone (white) can do it.
